Uh oh McTrumps won

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But ey promised to not let us down. Let's not make any jokes about a new form of incompetence. What to do when you rule the world but don't know how? Delegate! To the Bat Phone! Call Billiam Gates and Warren Buffet (pronounced "buffet").

Aftermath[edit]

The lumenation of the Young Turks. Best shit since the Bruce Wanker series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWY0iRLV94 Still love you Anna but you lazy with all this virtue signaling. You could preface many of your statements with "I'm not racist but...[1]"

Next Episode: TYT comes out swinging.
Note on nosegate: Ana is one of the leading beauty queens of the gootube, second only to Jenna Marbles in vlogger category and ahead of superwoman due to her being too Philip de Italiano in speech pattern. Clucky thinks she would be looking at least as good as she does now, without nosejob and peck you video maker for unfunny video section full of fake laughs peck peck peck you pecker.

Coming together[edit]

Messages of peace and unity as McTrump supporters make good on the promise to accept the outcome of the election no matter what.

I never said that. ~ McDadolds

What the heck happened? The McTrump campaign explains how Killary's Satanic rituals were not being performed correctly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsknDdn0tmE

Healthcare in the specularium[edit]

What I might think would make healthcare more affordable?

Removing regulation?[edit]

Make a "free market". But then they charge whatever they want for emergency services unless you can pre-plan payments. Yeah it is called "insurance", but you can't get "insurance" without paying for people who are sicker than you, who aren't paying, or who are better at gaming a stupid system who gives no fucks about giving you what you pay for.

"Mr. Trump said he favors keeping the prohibition against insurers denying coverage because of patients’ existing conditions" http://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-willing-to-keep-parts-of-health-law-1478895339

I thought that was called "Obamacare" or "Romneycare" as in you don't care how much this costs people who have avoided these problems. How about the right to die or go without paying for insurance? Must you leave the country or resort to gray/black market medicine to avoid paying for all the parasites?

Under construction[edit]

It is nap time. The world ends tomorrow and you might die.

Removing gov monopolies[edit]

Why should we allow drug companies to charge whatever they want for drugs?

Emergency services charge whatever they want like monopolies.

Global warming[edit]

Does seem to be a scientific consensus. Donald tells funny joke about how it is a Chinese conspiracy when China is our best crime partner right now. http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-china-created-climate-change-2016-1 Obvious. So obvious, ha ha, everything's going to be fine. He already has a delegate for this. Oh good an expert in tobacco law science https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myron_Ebell Hahe I still feel like winner. Everything is going to be just fine. I'll just pet my cat. Oh I don't have one, haha.