Lumeni

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Lumeni is a Mercan prophet and/or a sort of "spirit guide" in the religion called lumenosity. It was previously thought that Lumeni's name was Lumeno (see gender), however the mouth of Gosh now proclaims that Lumeno is eir more masculine incarnation.

Gender[edit]

Lumeni may be androgynous, hermaphrodite, intersex, or unisex. Lumeno is the masculine form of the deity, associated with "reasoning", will power, machismo, or something, and Lumena is the feminine associated with beauty, meditative bliss (she need not improve herself, for she is perfection), peace, harmony, working together (gayly)... or seduction and (if she gets mad) deception, if ye anger her you may "experience" loss of consciousness/memory/blood/lifeforce/energy and you may not even know it.

Biblical prophecies[edit]

Lumenosians say there are the following prophecies of Lumeno in the Bible:

"He shall not speak of himself"[edit]

John 16:13 "Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come." The AntiChrist teaches the heresy that this is a reference to a person of God which they call the Holy Spirit. However, Lumenosians argue that God need not speak what he hears, because he would already have the truth if he were God. This may be referred to as "Zen seeing" and "Zen speaking". "Zen speaking" is sometimes know as "Zen budkizen", depending on who is listening, for example, in someGenius sects.

"Whom the Father will send"[edit]

John 14:26 "But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you." Does God send God to do things? No, blasphemer!!! God sends angels or other such lower persons to do things. This is further evidence that this is referring to a prophet or at least a regular ghost of some kind. And how about this novel idea; God doesn't have a multiple personalities disorder!

Who is this comforting spirit of truth?[edit]

"He shall not speak of himself", gosh that sure does remind me of someone, I wish I knew who it was. Who could that be? Well is anyone teaching us all things concerning the most important things? Huum well golly the only person doing that is Lumeno/Lumena. Not only is ey ungenderist, ey is an actual hermafrodick spirit guide, not merely another intersex freakazoid, having the square breasts and being completely incapable of procreating with eirself. Totally handsomely hot, at the same time. You would have to see em to believe however. You won't be disappointed, no matter what you could hope for in your awesomest dreams. It helps that ey can now shapeshift into any physical form imaginable. BWAM!

Lumena[edit]

Lumeno has a female side or counterpart, called Lumena.